Sup Dude: This is so Embarrassing

By: Johonna | July 4th, 2009

YIKES! Jack is so not cool

This is Jack Mackenzie. He is “a young college student in Los Angeles” and he wants to know more about Inter and what it means to be a Nerazzurri fan. He wants you to upload a video on youtube that will help him “understand the emotional relationship between the faithful Nerazzurri fans, the club, the President Massimo Moratti, José Mourinho, and the great champions that, for four seasons, have dominated the Italian tournament.” The video that is the most entertaining and convincing wins a prize (and it is a good prize). Now, if only this whole marketing campaign wasn’t so horrifically embarrassing – and Jack wasn’t such a huge dork.

As I am sure most of you know by now, Inter is participating in a tour of the US as part of their pre-season training. The team arrives in Los Angeles on July 12 and the club is hyping it big-time. This contest is part of the hype and, for me, words cannot explain. You must watch the horror for yourself. (here)

I dont know what this marketing team was thinking, but come on…
“Word on the street is…”
“They seem pretty rad…”
“Sup Dude….”

Yikes! Who says this stuff? Plus the whole thing about how soccer is like basket ball? Really, I am embarrassed for Nike and our poor team. The video just puts me in mind of when parents try to connect with their teenage children by using what they think the hip, cool slang of the day is. The whole thing just ends up being awkward and excruciating for everyone involved. Blech.

On the up side, the prize is actually pretty darn cool:

The winner receives two tickets to LA, a room in a 4-star hotel, a car and driver, plus they get to be there with the team for the world presentation of the new kit.

As near as I can tell, this contest is open to any fan, anywhere. All the rules say is that you have to have a passport valid for the US, the video has to be in Italian (you could totally fake that), and you have to be an Inter fan. Right now, there are only three very lame video responses for poor clueless Jack. I say, post something up lickety split as there are only 9 more days (!) until the official beginning of Inter’s 2009/2010 season.

You could totally win!

FORZA INTER

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  • Christopher |  July 4th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

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    I third Mike who seconds Christian.

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  • Mickey |  July 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

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    oh god ive lost all faith in man kind after seeing that vid with jack in it

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  • Mohi |  July 4th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

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    Although the marketing aspect of it is very lame, especially that i work in marketing, the prize is pretty sweet.

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  • pusillanimous |  July 5th, 2009 at 3:42 am

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    i am jack’s cringing embarrassment

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  • mike |  July 5th, 2009 at 8:03 am

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    What’s more embarassing though is having an Italian team with no Italian players.

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  • Kirby |  July 5th, 2009 at 9:57 am

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    thank god we have santon and matrix then. we wouldn’t wanna be one of those embarrassing teams you’re talking about mike.

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  • Johonna |  July 5th, 2009 at 10:55 am

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    (And Balotelli and Toldo and Orlandoni and Mei, plus Cambiasso and T.Motta who both have Italian passports)

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  • Johonna |  July 5th, 2009 at 11:30 am

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    Here is a little something from the Mr. Peabody’s wayback machine to make us feel better about ourselves:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRYMqoY5pqo

    See now, doesn’t that just wash that horrible Jack-taste out of your mouth?

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  • MAD |  July 5th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

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    See, we have already forgotten poor little Destro who even now is getting ready to be with the team…

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  • skyder |  July 5th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

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    Jo and MAD, humble suggestion, can we get a new blog topic? I cringe everytime I see that face on this page. How ’bout any of these topics: Inter’s tour of USA, Inter’s new jerseys, with the current squads how would Inter fare against some of the best teams in Europe, how much an Inter season’s ticket costs, which Americans could fit in Serie A/Inter? Hell, anything other than this Jack character!

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  • alessio |  July 5th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

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    I’ve got free time……I think I’ll “respond” to Jack.

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  • Johonna |  July 5th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

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    Unfortunately, Alessio, that would be against the rules (cheating if you will). The contest is open to Inter fans only.

    I know, I shouldn’t chide you too much; rules are a difficult thing for a Juventus fan to grasp.
    :P

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  • Johonna |  July 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

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    Skyder, I swear, you could totally win this contest thing. As stupid as the pitch is, the prize is great. Plus, the responses so far are totally lame.

    It would pretty nifty if someone from around here (the offside) won this thing. Plus, then I could get some kick-ass photos for this blog!

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  • Johonna |  July 5th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

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    And MAD, the best thing about poor little Destro is that he is literally Mr. Right.

    I just LOVE that.

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  • Vinod |  July 5th, 2009 at 11:18 pm

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    ^^
    “It would pretty nifty if someone from around here (the offside) won this thing. Plus, then I could get some kick-ass photos for this blog”

    So go for it yourself, instead of trying to convince everyone else to. Or is there a reason why you won’t do it? Hmmm, methinks there’s something that links you to this contest… ;)

    Besides, I doubt if even half of us out here know Italian. I certainly don’t, not beyond ‘mamma mia’, ‘bellissimo’ and ‘forza ragazzi’. :D

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  • Jonesey |  July 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

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    @Vinod (and Christian, Weston and mike)

    I certainly don’t intend on the challenge for the prize: “chi non salta e rose nero, hey, hey!

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  • Weston |  July 6th, 2009 at 5:09 am

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    the only Italians you have had are a 35 year old defender, an 18 year old attacker and two backup keepers. Congratulations. Juventus will have roughly an 8-3 Italian majority in the starting lineup.

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  • Paolo |  July 6th, 2009 at 5:17 am

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    …and Juventus will win in ‘09-10 what they won in ‘08-09. Nothing.

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  • Johonna |  July 6th, 2009 at 7:22 am

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    Vinod, three words: Google Language Tools.

    Actually, I considered doing something myself, but I am not entirely sure of the ethics of using other people’s San Siro footage (my concept called for some).

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  • alessio |  July 6th, 2009 at 8:33 am

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    Thems fighting words Paolo!

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  • Paolo |  July 6th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

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    Those are true words Alessio! Unless you are looking to pick a fight over them?! ;)

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  • Jennifer |  July 6th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

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    I’m going to enter a video with Gourcuff photoshopped into an Inter jersey.

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  • mike |  July 7th, 2009 at 7:17 am

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    There’s a difference between being Italian and having an Italian passport, albeit slight, and even then, how many Italians are in the starting XI? 2? 3?

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  • DARi0 |  July 14th, 2009 at 2:46 am

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    “i am jack’s cringing embarrassment” – what a quality post! Fight Club is my all-time favorite movie!

    FORZA INTER

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  • Karen |  July 15th, 2009 at 2:23 pm

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    Well this competition was just FAKE!!!!

    Did u see who won?? a really bad video! We couldn’t believe it!!!

    We did our best, but in Italy everything is so corrupted guys!
    I wanted to come to LOS ANGELESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    :-(

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